The LGBTIQA+ community adds another letter

In another courageous move, the LGBTQ collective has revealed that they will be adding another letter to the “beloved” acronym. In a press conference Dr. Rachel Levine better known as by her title She/Her excellency, Queer President for life, Lord/Lady of all the Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transexuals, Queer, Intersex, Pansexuals, Two-spirited, Asexual, and more, and conqueror of all bigotry in the United States in particular, and the whole world in general, unveiled the newest letter accosted by the queer community. The press conference sparkled with mounds of glitter, rainbow flags, and a never-ending rain of confetti. Reporters stated afterwards that by the time they had concluded the presser, they were knee deep in confetti. Along with this, the Sodom and Gomorrah festivities also featured a troupe of giant musclebound she/hers who twerked and spastically danced till their sweat flung to everyone sitting in the hall.

The great Dr. Levine in all her wisdom unveiled the new letter to be “V”. although it was not stated what exactly the identity would refer to, the good doctor did play a teaser for the trailer that would reveal what the letter meant. The teaser showed an individual bathed in shadows sitting on a chair, whilst wearing a massive ostentatious piece of clothing. After fifteen seconds of nothingness, a date popped up with a loud bang stating “30th June 2023”. The whole crowd cheered relentlessly. Not one reporter dared to question the need for another letter; almost as if their lives would be destroyed if that was the case.

It is now the time to wait for the reveal of the world’s first ever “V”. Conservatives and liberals alike both frothing at the mouth. One to endlessly scoff at the insanity, and the other to celebrate their further descent into a deeper darker hole of narcissism, and loss of mental faculties.