Donald trumps fiercest opponent

For 8 years Donald trump has been a thorn on the side of the Democratic Party. He has somehow managed to step on every rake yet still have more popularity than all of geriatric peers. The golden shield atop his head simultaneously deflects all criticism and makes him look like a caricature of himself. His sharp tongue has allowed him to make cutlets out of every opponent that has been unfortunate enough to step in his path. 

However, he may have finally met his match. A relatively unknown Democratic candidate out of California has finally announced her candidacy. Her name Kim Kardashian, her game? Further flush American democracy down the toilet.

The democrats have finally understood how to fight fire with fire. They have brought about an equally cartoonish clown like candidate to challenge republicans.

In her press conference she was refreshingly transparent. Ms. Kardashian said she didn’t much care about the plight of everyday Americans, but whilst shedding a tear she said “Mr. D.T is a very bad man. He has said very bad things about strong independent women like me. I’m going to stand up for all Botox and BBL women. I’m going to fight tirelessly till he l respects women like us!”

Her bizarre press conference has left most people utterly confused and democrats excited that they finally have a jester like the republicans.