Pakistan Democratic Party’s master plan

Pakistan has been facing a tumultuous time for the past year. Since Prime Minister Shahbaz Sharif came to power on the 10th of April 2022, him and his cronies have singlehandedly morphed Pakistan into a turd inching ever so closely to the toilet bowl of failed nations.

When PTI dissolved the Punjab and KPK assemblies in January, according to the constitution of Pakistan, elections are to be held within 90 days of the dissolution of assemblies. However, the PDM government has attempted everything from assassination attempts to schoolyard insults to slow down the inevitability of elections on May 14th. The party has become a laughingstock within Pakistan and internationally because of their numerous humans’ rights violations, corruption, and general stupidity. Shahbaz Sharif, similar to Joe Biden has somehow found himself being the leader of a mighty nation whilst simultaneously being disconnected from reality. The interior minister of Pakistan, Rana Sanaullah is a Mario cosplayer that now enjoys one of the most prominent positions in Pakistan. The esteemed Foreign Minister, Bilawal Bhutto has been learning on the job for the past year. Despite having an essential role in the government of Pakistan, the 34-year-old child has been on a yearlong vacation paid for by the dwindling taxes of the country.

Even though the current government has a clear lack of competent individuals to govern, they do however, have a bulletproof plan as to why they want to delay elections as long as possible. Apparently, the current government has a humiliation fetish and are simply delaying elections to increase the number of insults they will receive. Their main goal has always been to be humiliated by as many people as possible so that they can have the grandest orgasm as a country’s worth of tomatoes are thrown at their faces.