North Korea aims to open itself to the world shocking developments

The hermit kingdom has recently stated that it will align itself more with the west and are willing to do whatever it takes for the economic sanctions to be lifted. Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un stated “I had recently kidnapped a staff of KFC workers from Seoul and had ordered them to make me one of everything from the menu. When I took the first bite of the massive juicy mighty zinger, I instantly fell in love. I immediately dreamed of a North Korea which had been infested by fast food joints at every corner!” the dictator has a new aim now. Instead of creating weapons of mass destruction that could theoretically destroy America, he wanted every single citizen to be as fat, round, and annoying as the average American.

The country aims to completely dismantle its nuclear program by mid 2024 to appease the west and its true shadowy leaders (Mcdonalds, Starbucks, KFC, Subway, burger king, dominos). Even though these shocking developments are fresher than a $10 chicken box from KFC, the fast-food giants of the world have already shown interest in carpet bombing Pyongyang with the unhealthiest foods known to man.

Chris Kempczinski CEO of Mcdonalds has said on his twitter “if Mr Kim wants his country to embrace health at every size then we can surely open a few thousand locations in the country. As you all know our aim is to provide the whole world with our delish quarter pounder with cheese… even if you are in the middle of a warzone.”

Starbucks connoisseurs are already drooling to drink a cinnamon caramel cream nitro old brew in Pyongyang and post it on their Instagrams. Changes in the world are taking place at such a rapid pace. One could never have imagined that a country like North Korea would have opened its borders solely to invite corporations whose main aim is to make every single person a 1-ton amorphous blob of fat and greasy sweat