Ezra Miller threatens to nuke a major landmark if demands not met!

In true comic book fashion, Ezra Miller has released a statement on his Instagram threatening the world that he will nuke a major global landmark if he does not receive actual Flash powers. For around a year now we have seen The Flash star descend into the depths of madness. It started with just general confrontations in 2022 and escalated all the way to alleged grooming, kidnapping, and creating a rag tag militia on a Vermont farm. It appears the flash move star has become obsessed with becoming an actual comic book super villain.

Ezra Miller used his so-called injustice league to raid the Kirtland AFB nuclear warhead storage facility and nabbed himself a few warheads. The Flash star apparently distracted the guards by signing autographs for them whilst his militia snuck inside to steal the warheads. Now in possession of weapons of mass destruction, his demands have been met with a confused murmur from the international community. World leaders clearly understand that the movie star has completely lost his mind, however, failed movie studio, DC studios stands behind their man. The movie’s production designer has said, “the flash movie is so good that people will completely forget that Ezra is trying to murder untold civilians and destroy a major landmark.”

James Gunn, the head of DC studios has also come in support of the troubled actor. “Come on, he’s just a troubled young man. He’s going through mental health issues. He said so himself on his Instagram.”

World leaders such as Joe Biden, and Vladimir Putin have seemingly dropped their differences over a certain eastern European country and are now asking the same question, “does Ezra Miller think he’s actually The Flash?”

Only time will tell where Ezra Miller will end up. The families and individuals he’s harmed would love to see him rot in prison for his crimes, but I personally believe the world should give him one more chance… after all he is just a mentally ill They/Them.